• THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRUST A FART... but hey, shi- I mean stuff happens, right? Next time there's an accident on mudslide mountain, be prepared! Our state-of-the-art, travel size shart emergency survival kit has your back..side.
• PREPARE TO BE WIPED FROM ALL THE LAUGHTER. Urine for a treat because the jokes in this kit might be a little corny, but they definitely don't stink. Your husband or boyfriend will be flushed when they open this funny bum set.
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• PERFECT SOLUTION FOR YOUR ON-THE-RUN RUNS. There's a reason why our fully-functional product is number 1 when it comes to number 2. Our tin includes a tissue pack, moist towelettes, disposable underpants and a survival badge for being so brave. Note: WIPES NOT FLUSHABLE.